1 - You must post these rules (VERY Important )
2 - Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4 - You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5 - Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
6 - No tag backs
7 - No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly with all honesty) have to tag 10 people.
10 things about myself:
1. I love to dye my hair crazy colors.
2. I've been drawing since I can remember.
3. I've never smoked Marijuana.
4. My eyes are central heterochromic.
5. I love musicals and Disney Movies.
6. Guacamole is my favorite dip.
7. I eat babies.
8. I use an iMac computer.
9. I have a really long tongue.
10. I'm training in parkour and taekwondo.
1) What is the weirdest non-food item that you have ever eaten?
- One of those little bead things they put in flower vases ouo
2) You wake up in the hospital surgically attached to someone you know. Who would you MOST prefer that person to be?
- Someone who can't menstruate D:
3) Adding on to question #2
, how did you get into that situation in the first place?
- Probably a bet.
4) Would you rather starve to death or be eaten by wolves?
- Eaten by wolves, then I'd have a cool afterlife story to tell.
5) What is your weirdest, kinkiest fetish? If you don't have one, just write the kinkiest fetish you can think of.
- I like to have my hair pulled. ouo
6) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone else?
- I forced my way into a relationship with a guy we both liked T^T
7) A thug jumps you in the street, but you somehow manage to turn the tables in your favor and incapacitate him. What do you do with the thug?
- Pimp him out to elderly men.
8) Have you ever been punched/kicked/seriously hit in the stomach? Why?
- Tae kwon do gets you kicked in the gut. A lot.
9) What is your favorite dessert?
- Probably soft serve ice cream <3 Or cake balls.
10) What is your dream job?
- I would like to one day own my own animation studio or become a famous gaijin manga-ka xD
1) Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
- Through their nose. ouo
2) Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
- Because real grapes cannot be tamed.
3) Why does glue not stick to the bottle?
- Air. It needs it to stick.
4) What is one thing you love to do, when no one is around to watch?
- Be naked.
5) If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
6) Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?
- So we can argue about who gets to die to pay for whoever killed whoever.
7) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- DIVIDED BY ZERO.
8) Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- In case they lived, they could crush their skulls with their helmets.
9) Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
10) What's the opposite of opposite?
1. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris?
- Wood Chuck can't chuck Chuck.
2. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
- Babies. Lots of babies.
3. What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
- Lick my nose.
4. Want to help me build a cannon designed for shooting small animals out of orbit?
- No. I like tiny animals, they can stay.
5. If a tree falls in a forest and no one's around to hear it WHO GIVES A FUCK?
- The trees care.
6. Batman or Spiderman? CHOOSE CAREFULLY.
- THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
7. The correct answer was Batman. If you chose Batman, here's a cookie. If you chose Spiderman, slap yourself in the face.
8. What do you MEAN that wasn't a question?
- That's what I mean.
9. Ever gotten something stuck somewhere in you? (ie I accidentally lodged an eraser in my ear for an hour and AHHHHHHHHHHH)
- I used to get crap stuck in my nose. Aaaaaall the time.
10. What does radioactivity taste like?
1) What would you do if I was outside of your window when you wake up in the morning and you could see I have stayed awake the whole night.?
- Lisha. Get in the house, you are not a creeper.
2) which one do you prefer? Being sugar high or drunk.
3) Which one of those you think would give more damage to the body?
4) Does my questions make any sense?
5) Are you as bored of these questions as I am?
- I'm bored. Period.
6) Dragons? Real or fake?
7) Jeff Dunham or The umbilical brothers?
8) Peanut or Walter?
9) Dave or Shane?
10) Should I shut up now?
- If you must.
1) So a mushroom walks into a bar. What kind of drink does he order?
Something something fun guy.
2) Mohawk or Mullet?
Hawk it <3
3) Really bad sci-fi movie or really bad kung fu film?
4) Finish this sentence: "I would have gotten away with it if:"
It weren't those damn winnebagos.
5) Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? WHO!??
6) If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test?
7) Strawberry or Grape?
8) Zombies are attacking. What do you do?
Baseball bat. Now.
9) What am i holding behind my back?
ITS A BRAND NEW CAR.
10) South Park or Family Guy?
No one. Cause no one reads these anywho.